You Can Beat The New Dark Souls III DLC With Bare-Knuckle Boxing
If you’ve ever felt disheartened by your inability to fell a Dark Souls boss with a hammer bigger than a church clocktower, rest easy knowing someone will either beat them with a guitar control or by repeatedly inserting their bare hands into the rear orifice of the grim reaper.
Considered by some to be the hardest demons of Dark Souls III‘s newest DLC, TolomeoR fells the robe-clad spooks with nothing but his knuckles on New Game+7 while being held up by his own gun-totting canine friend.
By abusing the impressive scaling of bare-bones combat with the strength and dexterity stats, he makes use of every available gap in Sister Friede’s scythe swings to roll around her and deliver swift justice to her ghastly gluts.
Being a little too large for their chair, the next phase of the fight proves a ever-so-slightly more difficult as the inflicted abuse to Friede is consistently interrupted by Ariandel’s combustible chalice.
Either way, it proves a little patience can go a long way. Don’t waste your time on boxing lessons. There’s only one move you need to know to beat down a demon should hell open up.